Dear American Citizen,

You are oppressed!  And some of you are oppressors. Just accept this as a condition of your existence.  It’s not your fault. You were born that way. We, however, will identify who is the oppressed and who is the oppressor, and correct this for you.  Let us take care of you.

You might get sick!  Just accept this as a condition of your existence.  We will assess the risk for you and provide the one-size-fits-all solution. Let us take care of you.

The world is a fearful place!  You are right to be afraid.  We understand.  Let us identify and fight your enemy for you. We will take care of you. 

Oh ya, and by the way… give away your rights, individual choice, and freedoms, and do exactly what we say. Ignore that antiquated document we call the Constitution, and its outdated amendments known as The Bill of Rights. All will be well!

Yours truly,
Big, Nanny-state, Cradle-to-Grave Government

PS The Bible says, “Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s, and to God what is God’s.” We would like you to consider us, your government, your provider, your sustainer, your savior…your god.